I will live to 250 years old
This is from my blog... http://thecaptainpower.blogspot.com/2012/03/i-will-live-to-250-years-old.html
(please let me know if I am doing this right)
I will live to 250 Years old
Just like Darth Vader SON...
I already explained to everyone how I stopped my aging:
Now I just have to work it out with modern Science.
The key is to make sure you don't get buried. Once you are in a wooden box under the dirt it is over. You will start decaying and soon have worms crawling out of your eye sockets.
I am personally going to get frozen upon death. Right now it costs around $80,000, and you can have your life insurance pay for it. With modern technology who knows?
I'm almost sure that in 50 years they will have:
- Mechanical hearts
- Mechanical lungs
- Synthetic Blood
If they can't do it with machine at least they can regrow it with some stem cells.
So the key is:
- Stop your aging now
- Embrace Science
And if you don't take my advice? I will visit your grave when I turn 150 with my 65 year old girlfriend.
You think this is stupid?
Makes a lot more sense to me than praying to an imaginary space genie.
Power out!
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