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JohnCaptain hasn't filled out their bio yet. Local NYC bodybuilding legend and writer of "Work out, lose weight, and stop being single"
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I will live to 250 years old

This is from my blog... http://thecaptainpower.blogspot.com/2012/03/i-will-live-to-250-years-old.html

(please let me know if I am doing this right)

I will live to 250 Years old

Just like Darth Vader SON...


I already explained to everyone how I stopped my aging:


Now I just have to work it out with modern Science.

The key is to make sure you don't get buried. Once you are in a wooden box under the dirt it is over. You will start decaying and soon have worms crawling out of your eye sockets.

I am personally going to get frozen upon death. Right now it costs around $80,000, and you can have your life insurance pay for it. With modern technology who knows?

I'm almost sure that in 50 years they will have:
  1. Mechanical hearts
  2. Mechanical lungs
  3. Synthetic Blood
If they can't do it with machine at least they can regrow it with some stem cells.

So the key is:
  • Stop your aging now
  • Embrace Science
And if you don't take my advice? I will visit your grave when I turn 150 with my 65 year old girlfriend.

You think this is stupid?

Makes a lot more sense to me than praying to an imaginary space genie.

Power out!

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Did I do this correctly??

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Mostly... you're not supposed to just copy and paste a blog post, but it's not a big deal.

I'm also getting frozen when I die... I'm all about living forever.

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