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How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist : Part 1

As far as I was concerned, she was perfect. She was at least as smart as I was, was a dancer and had the body to prove it, and had a smile that could disarm the national guard. Let's call her Julie.

So, like an earthworm stalking it's prey, I put my usual game on her. Since my last flowchart was so popular, I've made another one to show you how I dealt with the ladies back then:

Nedless to say, things went slowly. We hung out nearly every day for the last couple months of our Senior year summer vacation. Like many guys, I was totally oblivious to her attraction for me. One morning Julie came over really early while I was still sleeping, and squeezed into my twin bed with me. I woke up, and assumed that she must be tired - it didn't even occur to me that she might like me. Finally on the last week of that vacation she said to me,

Accessories - Hand my Bag


With winter poking its icy head around the corner it’s time to fight the frost by making a statement with your accessories. Just because it’s winter it doesn’t mean your wardrobe has to be dull and boring, this winter is all about experimenting with fabric. So I’ve put together a few of my favourite pieces of arm candy for AW13.

This year the winter season is all about punk, with tartan and spikes cropping up all over the catwalk. This tartan leather satchel is the perfect accessory to wear now with an autumn dress and tights or to team with a winter jumper to give your outfit an edge.

Asos - The Cambridge Satchel Company 15" Designer Tartan Leather Satchel - £140

Whether you love or loath it, leopard print is a fashion classic that finds its place in every season. This winter why not keep it classy with this cross-body bag from Michael Kors. It allows you to experiment with print without being over powering.

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