[00:53] tynan: we're going to see another tribe called the Kuna Indians
[00:53] tynan: they slaughter people if they sneeze!
[00:54] sister: WHA
[00:54] sister: T
[00:54] tynan: because it's against their religion
[00:54] sister: WHAT
[00:54] sister: OOH MY GODDDD
[00:54] sister: i REALLY hope that you're not allergic to anything there
[00:54] tynan: I doubt I am
[00:54] tynan: a dozen tourists get killed every year
[00:54] sister: what happens if a visitor sneezes
[00:54] sister: SHUT UP
[00:54] sister: are you lying????????
[00:54] tynan: but they're on private property like the indian reservations
[00:54] tynan: so the government doesn't do anything
[00:54] sister: tynan stop lying to me
[00:55] tynan: look it up
[00:55] sister: you're serious?!!!!!!!!!!??
[00:55] tynan: yes
[00:55] sister: DONT GO
[00:55] tynan: It will be fine
[00:55] tynan: I haven't sneezed once since getting here
[00:55] tynan: and they'd have to catch me
[00:55] tynan: if I have to sneeze I'll just start running
[00:55] sister: man what happens if someone is sick
[00:56] sister: that sucks
[00:56] tynan: I'm just kidding
[00:56] tynan: hahahahaa
[00:56] sister: GOD DAMNIT TY
[00:56] sister: i'm on wiki right now
I used to lie a lot when I was a kid. I wasn't intent on deceiving people, but for some reason I would just tell made up stories. They weren't even fantastic stories, they were just things that hadn't happened. I really have no idea why I did it.
One day I was hanging out with my friend Ryan and his family. We had just gone to a movie and were driving back to his house. Right as we were driving down his street I told a story to everyone in the car. I don't remember the story, but I remember it had something to do with cabinets. Hey, it was a long time ago.
Ryan's mother innocently asked a question that began with, "Wait... if you did that, then how could you have..."
I've written before about the importance of playing a computer like an instrument. Employing many small efficiency tips on a laptop will add up to copious amounts of time over the span of a year (let alone the span of your working life in front of a computer!) I've calculated that playing a computer as an instrument can literally create one week (about 40 hours) each year in efficiency gains. So learn these tricks and then take an extra week of vacation!
Now, to quantify a standard against which we can benchmark people's skill at playing a computer like an instrument, I'm challenging anyone to beat me in the F1 GeekSpeed Challenge.
Here's how it works: