[00:53] tynan: we're going to see another tribe called the Kuna Indians
[00:53] tynan: they slaughter people if they sneeze!
[00:54] sister: WHA
[00:54] sister: T
[00:54] tynan: because it's against their religion
[00:54] sister: WHAT
[00:54] sister: OOH MY GODDDD
[00:54] sister: i REALLY hope that you're not allergic to anything there
[00:54] tynan: I doubt I am
[00:54] tynan: a dozen tourists get killed every year
[00:54] sister: what happens if a visitor sneezes
[00:54] sister: SHUT UP
[00:54] sister: are you lying????????
[00:54] tynan: but they're on private property like the indian reservations
[00:54] tynan: so the government doesn't do anything
[00:54] sister: tynan stop lying to me
[00:55] tynan: look it up
[00:55] sister: you're serious?!!!!!!!!!!??
[00:55] tynan: yes
[00:55] sister: DONT GO
[00:55] tynan: It will be fine
[00:55] tynan: I haven't sneezed once since getting here
[00:55] tynan: and they'd have to catch me
[00:55] tynan: if I have to sneeze I'll just start running
[00:55] sister: man what happens if someone is sick
[00:56] sister: that sucks
[00:56] tynan: I'm just kidding
[00:56] tynan: hahahahaa
[00:56] sister: GOD DAMNIT TY
[00:56] sister: i'm on wiki right now
I used to lie a lot when I was a kid. I wasn't intent on deceiving people, but for some reason I would just tell made up stories. They weren't even fantastic stories, they were just things that hadn't happened. I really have no idea why I did it.
One day I was hanging out with my friend Ryan and his family. We had just gone to a movie and were driving back to his house. Right as we were driving down his street I told a story to everyone in the car. I don't remember the story, but I remember it had something to do with cabinets. Hey, it was a long time ago.
Ryan's mother innocently asked a question that began with, "Wait... if you did that, then how could you have..."
Accomplishing any meaningful goal takes sustained effort over a long period of time. Life is a marathon, not a sprint, and unfortunately it's easy to get burnt out from time to time. That's why I've put together a list of 100 motivational quotes compiled from previous blog posts as well as my twitter account. All are 100% original (to my knowledge), so they won’t be the same cliche quotes you’ve already heard 100 times.
1. You can fit in or you can stand out. You can’t do both.
2. You have to go through failure to reach success.
3. It's impossible to improve if you're unwilling to admit improvement's possible.
4. Things will never change until you make the decision to change them.