Comments on: Thanksgiving http://tynan.com/265 Life Outside The Box Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:42:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Dar Unknownhttp://tynan.com/265/comment-page-1#comment-223756 Dar Unknown Sat, 28 Feb 2009 22:46:02 +0000 http://www.tynan.com/265.htm#comment-223756 All it needs is a fat, lazy security guard from Mesa. He could be like this: He was a tall man, big and fat, with roll after roll of fat. He was dumb, no higher education, and devoid of ambition. He was ugly, real ugly, so ugly you’d have to put a bag on his head. But that wouldn’t matter. He’s too fat to be on top anyway. He smiles showing missing teeth with the rest so rotten his breath smells like his other end. He says he’s looking for someone to support him, as he pulls out a cheap pez dispenser to pop all of the candy in his mouth. Need food, he mutters. Need it bad. It’s like a drug to him. He flips through a book of poetry, hoping to find words to impress some innocent women into thinking he can talk or write. Gotta have a woman to support me, he smiles. He looks like a hillbilly. Too lazy to work or get a real job. Too lazy to get his teeth fixed. Too lazy to take care of his wife. I can’t breathe he cries. He’s so fat he can barely walk. Need more moles. AS if he is not ugly enough. All it needs is a fat, lazy security guard from Mesa. He could be like this: He was a tall man, big and fat, with roll after roll of fat. He was dumb, no higher education, and devoid of ambition. He was ugly, real ugly, so ugly you’d have to put a bag on his head. But that wouldn’t matter. He’s too fat to be on top anyway. He smiles showing missing teeth with the rest so rotten his breath smells like his other end. He says he’s looking for someone to support him, as he pulls out a cheap pez dispenser to pop all of the candy in his mouth. Need food, he mutters. Need it bad. It’s like a drug to him. He flips through a book of poetry, hoping to find words to impress some innocent women into thinking he can talk or write. Gotta have a woman to support me, he smiles. He looks like a hillbilly. Too lazy to work or get a real job. Too lazy to get his teeth fixed. Too lazy to take care of his wife. I can’t breathe he cries. He’s so fat he can barely walk. Need more moles. AS if he is not ugly enough.

]]> By: Motownhttp://tynan.com/265/comment-page-1#comment-4814 Motown Wed, 29 Nov 2006 20:30:47 +0000 http://www.tynan.com/265.htm#comment-4814 I can't beleive you alphabetised that list...sadly, that is exactly the sort of thing I would do! I can’t beleive you alphabetised that list…sadly, that is exactly the sort of thing I would do!

]]> By: Kristenhttp://tynan.com/265/comment-page-1#comment-4685 Kristen Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:58:21 +0000 http://www.tynan.com/265.htm#comment-4685 Tynan, I could thank you for so, so many things over the past year or so of knowing you. I always loved coming home to your e-mails and talking to you for literally weeks without stopping even to sleep. You gave me two of the best gifts I've ever recieved. I listen to my song all the time, and everytime I hear it, I'm left smiling for hours. You tought me how to be confident and believe in myself- indirectly helping me turn my life around. You rescued me literally and emotionally on several occasions. I'm glad you never gave up on me.You're the best; I'll love and remember you always.-KristenPS- I'm still waiting for my future-e-mail! Tynan, I could thank you for so, so many things over the past year or so of knowing you. I always loved coming home to your e-mails and talking to you for literally weeks without stopping even to sleep. You gave me two of the best gifts I’ve ever recieved. I listen to my song all the time, and everytime I hear it, I’m left smiling for hours. You tought me how to be confident and believe in myself- indirectly helping me turn my life around. You rescued me literally and emotionally on several occasions. I’m glad you never gave up on me.

You’re the best; I’ll love and remember you always.

-Kristen

PS- I’m still waiting for my future-e-mail!

]]> By: Nick Hancehttp://tynan.com/265/comment-page-1#comment-4645 Nick Hance Sat, 25 Nov 2006 14:48:51 +0000 http://www.tynan.com/265.htm#comment-4645 Thank you Ty. Thank you Ty.

]]> By: Toddhttp://tynan.com/265/comment-page-1#comment-4625 Todd Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:29:38 +0000 http://www.tynan.com/265.htm#comment-4625 Thanks for teaching me cool stuff and bringing great ideas to fruition. Thanks for teaching me cool stuff and bringing great ideas to fruition.

]]> By: Magnushttp://tynan.com/265/comment-page-1#comment-4621 Magnus Fri, 24 Nov 2006 23:28:54 +0000 http://www.tynan.com/265.htm#comment-4621 THank you Tynan for mentioning me and for just being inspiring in so many ways. THank you Tynan for mentioning me and for just being inspiring in so many ways.

]]> By: Kelseyhttp://tynan.com/265/comment-page-1#comment-4616 Kelsey Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:39:39 +0000 http://www.tynan.com/265.htm#comment-4616 ps aunt nancy... ps aunt nancy…

]]> By: Evanhttp://tynan.com/265/comment-page-1#comment-4614 Evan Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:36:53 +0000 http://www.tynan.com/265.htm#comment-4614 i'm thankful that you've never once gotten mad at me for crying excessively, even when i get mascara and/or snot on your shirts and pillows, and that you are adventurous and alway eat my cooking experiments. but you're super fired for not thanking me for being an angel. jerk. i’m thankful that you’ve never once gotten mad at me for crying excessively, even when i get mascara and/or snot on your shirts and pillows, and that you are adventurous and alway eat my cooking experiments. but you’re super fired for not thanking me for being an angel. jerk.

]]> By: Kelseyhttp://tynan.com/265/comment-page-1#comment-4613 Kelsey Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:28:33 +0000 http://www.tynan.com/265.htm#comment-4613 very sweet ty, devons is my fave..hahah very sweet ty, devons is my fave..hahah

]]> By: Ladyteahttp://tynan.com/265/comment-page-1#comment-4607 Ladytea Fri, 24 Nov 2006 18:24:21 +0000 http://www.tynan.com/265.htm#comment-4607 Tynan... I thoroughly enjoyed reading your list -- and am honored to be on it :) If I made a "thankful" list, you would undoubtedly be on it. Having you in my life makes it that much better - you give great advice, (even when I dont take it), you're inspiring and I feel like you're always rooting for me, as I am you - I'm thankful that B introduced us. Tynan… I thoroughly enjoyed reading your list — and am honored to be on it :) If I made a “thankful” list, you would undoubtedly be on it. Having you in my life makes it that much better – you give great advice, (even when I dont take it), you’re inspiring and I feel like you’re always rooting for me, as I am you – I’m thankful that B introduced us.

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